Wednesday, December 9, 2009

scene

(Billy walks into his fiances restaurant and sees her holding hands with a short tan handsome man)
Billy: What the hell do you think your doing with my fiance?
Patricio: Excuse me she's been my girlfriend for a year and a half now.
Billy: What! We've been together for 3 years and engaged for a year.
(Amber turns beat red and begins to walk away while the two men argue)
Patricio: Sorry buddy she's my girl
Billy: I don't think so. We've been together for longer
Patricio: Wait, I know who you must be. You must be her crazy ex boyfriend Billy she's always talking about.
Billy: What? (Billy now has a puzzled angry look on his face)
Patricio: Of course you're going to be in denial. I thought you were still in that mental hospital. Weren't you brought up properly man? You shouldn't be stalking a woman, especially when they have a restraining order put on you. (Patricio shakes his head)
Billy: What the hell are you talking about? (Billy starts to get loud and his face turns red)
Patricio: Man its okay. Everyone has issues. You just have some real serious issues. I mean get over her. You guys were together years ago, and you're still stuck on her.
Billy: Now you listen. You're the one who doesn't know what your talking about. Thats my fiance and were getting married in two months.
Patricio: I hate to break it to you but me and her are planning on getting married in the fall and she's pregnant with my baby.
Billy: WHAT! And you say I'm crazy man? Do you know who I am? I'm Billy Hotshot and no one messes around with my girl and gets away with it.
(Patricio begins to laugh)
Patricio: You're funny. You dont know me. I might be short but that dont mean i cant take you steroid taking fake California tan ass.
(Billy's jaw drops)
Billy: Shut your midget ass up were taking this outside. Im definalty not taking any crap from some stupid midget that thinks he can just run in there and take my fiance away from me. Thats defiantly going to happen.
(Billy turns and begins to walk away and as hes about to walk out the door Patricio pushes him. The men begin to fight and Billy gets Patricio on the ground. As he looks through the restaurant window he sees amber kissing another guy.)
Billy: What the hell. Man look at this. Shes kissing all up on some other dude too. (Billy helps Patricio up off the ground and Patricio fixes his shirt and looks through the restaurant window)
Patricio: Man whats wrong with this girl? If you're not good enough and if I'm not good enough then there is something defianatly wrong with her
Billy: Yea you're right.
Patricio: We shouldnt be fighting over some dumb tart anyway. What time is it?
(Billy looks down at his watch)
Billy: Its 5:15. Why you gota hot date or something?
Patricio: Man I have to get home to my wife. She's making my favorite tonight.
Billy: Hold up you gota wide? And you were trying to get with my fiance I mean my ex fiance
Patricio: Yea I know I have five kids. I cant help it I love the ladies. But I'm gona get going. I cant be late.
Billy: Wow okay leme give you my number. We should go to the bar one night.
(Billy hands Patricio his business card and the men go their separate ways)

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